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- 26 srp 2021 20:05
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Vtípky a srandičky
Celej Brežněv.
- 24 srp 2021 12:35
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Jancho to je ale eklhaft pikčr...
- 23 srp 2021 13:13
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Já budu taky pěknej vejlupek, sice teda vočkovanej, ale taky heterák, a navíc s dýzlem a dalšíma dvěma střepama, z nichž jeden je redblock. Jo a taky flušu v parku a chčiju do potoka!
- 25 črc 2021 08:51
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Tak HMS Shitboat přece jen vyplul. Fotečky převzaté od severokorejské agentury Kimpress zde:
https://www.blesk.cz/clanek/zpravy-politika/685631/zeman-dodrzel-dovolenkovou-tradici-a-vyrazil-na-rybnik-do-clunu-mu-pomahala-ochranka.html
https://www.blesk.cz/clanek/zpravy-politika/685631/zeman-dodrzel-dovolenkovou-tradici-a-vyrazil-na-rybnik-do-clunu-mu-pomahala-ochranka.html
- 24 črc 2021 08:21
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Senior Parachute Club
Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me, again, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time. "Like sitting around the pool drinking wine isn't a good thing". (Talking about me "doing-something-useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation.)
She is "only thinking of me," she said, and suggested, I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the fellas. So, I did and when I got home, decided to play a prank on her. I sent her an e-mail saying that I had joined the Senior Parachute Club.
She replied, "Are you nuts? You're 79 years-old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?" I told her that I even had a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her.
Immediately, she telephoned me and yelled, "Good grief, Dad, where are your glasses?! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."
"Oh man, am I in trouble," I said, "I signed up for five jumps a week!" The line went dead.
Life as a Senior Citizen isn't getting any easier, but sometimes it can be fun.
This old chap reminds me of someone I know...
Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me, again, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time. "Like sitting around the pool drinking wine isn't a good thing". (Talking about me "doing-something-useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation.)
She is "only thinking of me," she said, and suggested, I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the fellas. So, I did and when I got home, decided to play a prank on her. I sent her an e-mail saying that I had joined the Senior Parachute Club.
She replied, "Are you nuts? You're 79 years-old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?" I told her that I even had a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her.
Immediately, she telephoned me and yelled, "Good grief, Dad, where are your glasses?! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."
"Oh man, am I in trouble," I said, "I signed up for five jumps a week!" The line went dead.
Life as a Senior Citizen isn't getting any easier, but sometimes it can be fun.
This old chap reminds me of someone I know...
- 15 črc 2021 07:18
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- 02 črc 2021 09:18
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- 22 čer 2021 11:41
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Vim, proto jsem je taky Kájině ráno sebral a mám je na sobě.
- 21 čer 2021 08:26
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Vtípky a srandičky
No nevim…
- 18 čer 2021 07:37
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- 10 čer 2021 11:31
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- 03 čer 2021 12:29
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Tss, po půlnoci padni komu padni!
- 03 čer 2021 12:26
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Na sraz dobrá.
- 03 čer 2021 11:45
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Vtípky a srandičky
Inu to je ten roztomilý dánský osvícenský absolutismus...
- 03 čer 2021 09:48
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- 02 čer 2021 13:26
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Slovenská střeva.
- 02 čer 2021 04:20
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- 31 kvě 2021 07:15
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- 26 kvě 2021 06:52
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- 21 kvě 2021 07:21
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- 18 kvě 2021 13:51
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Jiří má eso...
- 18 kvě 2021 07:24
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Vtípky a srandičky
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her and said,
"Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."
"Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me, officer."
"Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. "Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"
"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my backyard is next to a golf course. A lot of golfers come and pee through a knothole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off… kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'Why not make the best of it? 'So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knothole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers and every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I grab hold of it and
say, 'OK, buddy! Give me $20 or off it comes.'"
"That seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Not everybody pays."
"Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."
"Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me, officer."
"Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. "Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"
"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my backyard is next to a golf course. A lot of golfers come and pee through a knothole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off… kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'Why not make the best of it? 'So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knothole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers and every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I grab hold of it and
say, 'OK, buddy! Give me $20 or off it comes.'"
"That seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Not everybody pays."
- 17 kvě 2021 09:54
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Holaj-solaj (znamená mírnyx-týrnyx).
- 11 kvě 2021 07:50
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- 09 kvě 2021 10:14
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